A holiday on August 14th. One day a year where everyone; people who are single and in relationships alike, get to go out and meet or hook up with random individuals for one day and get to be as hoe-like as they want with no judgment.
Last year, on Hoe Day, I hooked up with these 2 guys that ended up being my co-workers at my new job.
June 14th marks National Hoe Day. This is dedicated to all the hoes out there. PSA: THE BIGGER THE HOOP THE BIGGER THE HOE! Wear the biggest hoops you got.
“Hey, did you know today is National Hoe Day”
“Yeah, I’m wearing my biggest hoops!”
Every Friday In the month of July is national hoe day. Meaning you can hoe around fuck as much people as you want and make out with them and all that type of stuff and then the next day not be called a hoe, whore, slut, etc
1: Isn’t Brad your boyfriends brother!?
2: Yes But didn’t you hear that it’s national hoe day I can mess around with whoever I want without being called a hoe!
The day after Valentines Day (February 14th) when you go and get all the discounted Valentine goodies for your girl (or guy) on the side.
"Hey man, I had to drop 50 bucks yesterday on my girls teddy bear...today its only 10...gotta pick that up for my chick on the side, what u gettin urs for side hoe day?"
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."