A holiday on August 14th. One day a year where everyone; people who are single and in relationships alike, get to go out and meet or hook up with random individuals for one day and get to be as hoe-like as they want with no judgment.
Last year, on Hoe Day, I hooked up with these 2 guys that ended up being my co-workers at my new job.
June 14th marks National Hoe Day. This is dedicated to all the hoes out there. PSA: THE BIGGER THE HOOP THE BIGGER THE HOE! Wear the biggest hoops you got.
Every Friday In the month of July is national hoe day. Meaning you can hoe around fuck as much people as you want and make out with them and all that type of stuff and thenthe next day not be called a hoe, whore, slut, etc
1: Where are you going?
2: Oh I’m going to go suck on Brad today
1: Isn’t Brad your boyfriends brother!?
2: Yes But didn’t you hear that it’s national hoe day I can mess around with whoever I want without being called a hoe!
"Hey man, I had to drop 50 bucks yesterday on my girls teddy bear...today its only 10...gotta pick that up for my chick on the side, what u gettin urs for side hoe day?"