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Hockey Mask 

A Hockey Mask is a sex term that is used to describe cum that has dried on a girls face. Usually large amounts of cum are required.

When a guy cums on a girls face, it is liquid and wet. The the cum dries if it isn't wiped off, drying to the face causing a hard, dryness to form, and is white, looking like a mask.

Best used in a bukkake situation where lots of cum is involved. The girl would end up with so much cum on her face that it would cover it entirely. If it were to try, it would be similar to a mask.
"I came all over that sleeping girls face last night. It looked like she had a hockey mask on her face when she woke up"
Hockey Mask by Hokey Playah September 26, 2009
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Hockey Mask Time 

When a man finally reaches his breaking point, snaps and kills the female (BabyMama/Girlfriend/Ex-Wife/Wife) he was or is in a relationship with. This is usually the result of Divorce/Family Court issues in which the man has been backed into a corner and has nothing left to lose.
Man 1. Did your hear about Jim's wife filing for divorce and full custody?
Man 2. Yeah, I heard he killed her because of it!
Man 1. She said she was taking EVERYTHING and he figured oh well it's HOCKEY MASK TIME!
Man 2. I guess he decided HMT was his last resort.
Hockey Mask Time by R.P.M June 15, 2019

Hockey Mask Time 

A (half-serious) call for the subversion of law and a push for violent anarchism. Often referenced or invoked as response to a perceived injustice, particularly if such injustice is put into effect and/or supported by the current state.
The EU took away our memes! Looks like it's getting closer to Hockey Mask Time!

Alabama Hockey Mask 

One person defecates on a sheet of clingfilm, then wraps the sheet of clingfilm around another persons face. At this stage, the male/female wearing the Alabama Hockey Mask has three choices;

1. They eat their way out of the Alabama Hockey Mask. Not the easiest, or tastiest but provides the best chance of survival.

2. They hope and pray that the person who placed the shit-covered clingfilm on them has some form of kindness in them and ends the shitty, hellish nightmare for the wearer.

3. They suffocate and die.
Lewis: "Anna, I'm going to give you this Alabama Hockey Mask and I want you to wear it with pride and embrace my poop all over your face."
Alabama Hockey Mask by TheBish April 22, 2009

Reno Hockey Mask Crew 

Tatted up thugs who mosh hard and handle business the way it’s supposed to be with a good ol’ fashioned beat down. Also nice guys if you’re friendly. But if you fuck with them they’ll take your teeth
RHMC or RENO HOCKEY MASK CREW, RAPE HATE MURDER CREW, RENO HATE MOSH CREW, REAL HOT MAN CLUB

Brown Hockey Mask 

Putting your partners head above 10 feet in your anus
John: I totally got sharon to do a brown hockey mask with me
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