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Ho Foods

How black people say Whole Foods, an upscale organic grocery store.

or a place where whores buy groceries.
Shalequa: Toenella, do you buy groceries at Ho Foods?

Toenella: Bitch, please! Look at my fat ass. Does it look like I eat organic flax butter?
by Poonstankqua June 26, 2009
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Ho Foods

Mostly black term for Waffle House, IHOP and other all-night eateries.
Soon as you nut in that bitch, let's take her ass to Ho Foods and dump her there!
by MCLMM May 6, 2013
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food ho

referring to a person who does not pay or pays significantly less than their share of the bill in a large party. Also used to describe a large girl who eats more than her share of food (Pronoun 'her' used simply because 'ho' generally refers to a female).
John paid $40 more than everyone else to cover the bill because those two food hoes left without paying.
by mynameispeg August 25, 2009
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eat food ho

What you say in smash bros when some one is:
Blocking your attacks
Eating the food
Continues to block items you throw at them
Want to be random

Originally created by Malcolm
Eat food ho!
No!
*Throws item*
by Mdemon9991 June 3, 2005
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foodstamp ho

1.) Someone using government benefits while making money selling their body in some form or fashion (stripping, escorting, sugar baby life, FaceTime sex shows/Camshows paid via CashApp/PayPal, or just straight up stone cold prostitution ) they work in the sexwork trade where the money cannot be traced and taxed which is how they maintain their EBT card, Medicaid, Section 8, Cash Assistance, etc so they can afford more luxuries than if they only worked at a 9 to 5 minimum wage square job. Onlyfans, Phonesex, Webcam models, and pornstars are all independent contractors that fill out a w9 so their money is documented and reported on the books and they have to pay taxes so they don’t qualify for government assistance if they make enough. Sexworkers make more than the average person, a phonesex operator alone can make as much as a registered nurse and no one will touch her and her identity can remain completely anonymous.

2.) Someone that will provide sexual favors in exchange for foodstamps
Sukihana: “Ratchet but saditty
Got all of these niggas wishin
Fucked him in Miami, made him buy me some new titties
Backseat of the Benz felt that dick all in my kidneys

Pull my panties down and ride his face all the way to Dennys
I'ma ratchet-ass ho

a food stamp ho

Put that dick all in my throat 'til I lose my voice (yeah)
I'ma ratchet ass ho, a food stamp ho

Put that dick all in my throat 'til I lose my voice”

Scenario#2

Kyra: “How does Marissa drive a brand new Mercedes Benz, have a collection of Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Prada and Birkin bags, expensive clothes, a collection of red bottoms, a new weave and nail set every week when she’s living in the hood and is on section 8”?

Belinda: She’s a foodstamp ho, she makes money doing sexwork on the side, she only deals with rich men and high paid drug dealers that give her large amounts of money and support her lifestyle but it legally isn’t considered income and cannot be proven that the money was given specifically in exchange for a sexual favor, so they cannot prosecute her, and on paper it says she makes only $12,000 a year so she qualifies for $500 of foodstamps a month and only pays $50 a month for rent due to qualifying for government benefits even though in reality she’s making six figures or more

Scenario#3

Tyrell: Brenda sucked my dick in exchange for my foodstamp card

Sean: “Oh I didn’t know she was a foodstamp ho”
by RatchetButSaditty May 21, 2021
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Food ho

Basically "Fat Bitches Fighting over food" which was a damn funny vine on the internet/Youtube
Man you wanna watch some "Food Ho's"
by UrbanDictionmaster November 9, 2017
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