Shorthand for a common whine emitted by triathletes who have bitten off more than they can chew on an early season bicycle ride. Stands for "Help, My Pussy Hurts"
by Yuri-Nator March 21, 2011
by Wowzakrfncnfn August 25, 2022
HMPH is an acronym, not to be confused with the sound that’s usually spelled with same letters. HMPH stands for “Hit Me Pretty Hard”, which could be used as an expression of dying out of laughter, hurting because of heartbreak, Being literally hit pretty hard physically in the gut, or to describe any feelings that are strong enough to make an impact.
Example 1:
A: *insert joke here*
B: lmao omg that HMPH! Rofl
Example 2:
C: did you say that she cried when you said you don’t think it’s gonna work out between you guys?
D: yeah man she cried in front of me and ngl that shit HMPH
A: *insert joke here*
B: lmao omg that HMPH! Rofl
Example 2:
C: did you say that she cried when you said you don’t think it’s gonna work out between you guys?
D: yeah man she cried in front of me and ngl that shit HMPH
by DejaBu August 03, 2020
1. Said when expressing apathy towards something
2. Used to acknowledge something you dislike/disagree with
3. Said after doing something to say it was easy/pointless
2. Used to acknowledge something you dislike/disagree with
3. Said after doing something to say it was easy/pointless
by Psi November 03, 2003
used when you are angry , annoyed or frustrated with someone or something.
A word instead of swearing.
A word instead of swearing.
by omber xxx July 20, 2018
by Alice D September 27, 2006
This is the best way to throw a rock (rock lands 30 feet away).
No, THIS is (rock lands 40 feet away).
HMPH!
No, THIS is (rock lands 40 feet away).
HMPH!
by Darrell A. Pierce January 12, 2004