when you are so bored you just make the noise hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, or you are thinking that someone is a complete idiot you say hmmmmmm and smile because you don't want to be mean to your friends or get in trouble by your parents by calling your little brother a supid idiot
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Me: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
My friend: you okay there?
Me: good question
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My little brother: hey that's mine! givitgivitgivit
Me: Bro it's not your chocolate, I bought it yesterday.
My little brother: ha yeah right, LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
My thoughts: Your such a Idiottttttttt
Me keeps smiling as I walk away
Person 1: Hey you wanna go outsometime?
Person 2: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very long way of saying "no" or "hmm" etc
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.