Hit the wood 

Smoke weed.

"Man I hit the wood 5x n put that hoe out, I’m high asf" "I’m high affff , I only hit the wood 3x’s .. I’m detoxing myself next month"

Hit the wood by Hit the Woodman March 12, 2021

hit the wood 

Smoke a blunt.

I’m high asf I don’t even know why I hit the wood

hit the wood by Hit the Woodman February 8, 2022

hit the wood pile 

The act of a person who has just suffered a bitter loss in a game of pool hurriedly returning their pool cue stick to the storage rack.

I told you you couldn't beat me in pool...now time to hit the wood pile.

hit the wood pile by drime ramsey July 13, 2025

hit the Woodwork 

Woodwork is originally a word used to refer to the goal frame (aka cross and bar). To hit the woodwork is to hit the post or almost score this the phrase is famously used by Mulungushi University Med-students to refer to a girls rejection to a man's proposal.

Mans 1: "I shot my shot and hit the woodwork bro, peng-ting performed.😔"
Mans 2: "I thought you two was vibing on som'n real?"
Mans 1: "I thought the same bro but..."
Mans 2: "shit happens.."

hit the Woodwork by çyánide00 February 19, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004