Hipster Punk

Used to describe people who seem punk and hipster at the same time. Characteristics of a Hipster Punk/Punk Hipster are:

-Independent

-Opinionated

-Listens to a wide range of music including Punk Rock, Indie, Folk, Alternative, Metal, etc.

-ETC ETC ETC

The coolest kind of person.

Person 1 "That hipster was at a Punk Rock concert last night"
Person 2 "that's because she's a Hipster Punk, See how she's wearing more leather than she was yesterday?"

Hipster Punk by YesCrissy April 20, 2013

Hipster Punk

A closed minded person who listens to obscure punk bands and throws it in peoples face.

Reversible, Example: Punk Hipster

Unlike the hipster, they may be hard to spot based on looks alone. Also, unlike the hipster, a Hipster Punk is more rare. One can only be a Hipster Punk if they are generally closed minded about music refuse to admit that punk lyricists can be tone deaf.

What a Hipster Punk may say when talking about music

You listen to (band that most people agree is good), only D-bags listen to that, you need to listen to some (tone deaf punk band that most agree have no vocal talent)

Hipster Punk by Tiny Hay November 20, 2010

Punk Hipster 

Almost like a tumblr girl just clashed with a dark side and.. Sensitive.. They are actually generous and nice people!

Punk Hipster girls tend to think that anything can go good with black combat boots. They usually wear dark make up, a little, or none at all. There's no inbetween. They love black leather jackets and skirts. They also tend to have a artsy side. They may seem dark and really attractive and seem full of rebellion on the outside but once you get to know them they are the most kind girls out there. Very stereotypical but sometimes do self harm. They might play guitar and sing a bit. If you win their heart over then don't take it for granted...

Punk Hipster boys are the keepers. They might seem all bad on the outside with their leather jackets Doc Martin boots for males and maybe be smoking a cigarette. But when there is that one special person that really gets to them they end up being the biggest cuddly bear. Their personality is key. They might self harm. They tend to see more than a girls appearance which is absolutely awesome (they don't mind if she's overweight) If you get a punk hipster boy then always keep his heart in a safe place...A place he won't get hurt..

Wrong: Iggy Iggs :Fancy, Justin Bieber :Heartbreaker, anything else usually on pop radio..

Right: The Orwells, Sleeping with Sirens, 5sos, Black Veil Brides, Pierce The Viel, Blink 182, Arcade Fire, One Direction (rare), Nirvana, Lana Del Rey (also rare), Arctic Monkeys

Girl 1: Hey emo bitch!

Girl 2: Yeah go cut yourself skank!

*girl gives them a glare*

Punk Hipster girl: Don't you have to suck some a random Jocks dick? You look prettier when you do..

*smirks and walks away*

Punk Hipster by emily gates May 28, 2014

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012