Hippochink 

When a Asian person is so fat they look like a hippo

Goddamn that hippochink are all the dogs

Hippochink by Mr. Marshall Hippo Catcher April 12, 2022

hippochondriac 

A fat person possessing an excessive preoccupation with
personal health issues, with the exception of their own obesity.

First he's worried about having a sore throat. Then his heart
is beating too fast. Next he's worried that his headache
won't go away. Maybe the hippochondriac should stop
worrying about everything else, and start worrying about
weighing over 300 pounds.

hippochondriac by goldandsilverowner August 11, 2010

hippochicken 

A mysterious creature that lives in the Himalayas.

My cousin’s old Minecraft username was hippochicken.

hippochicken by Mr. Twinkieface November 17, 2020

Hippocricket 

n. a person who is overweight and loud.

boy: "my dad said you're a hippocricket!"

woman: "Don't you mean a hypocrite?"

boy: "No! He says you're fat and annoying!"

Hippocricket by sha'poohpooh July 18, 2011

Hippochondriac 

Someone who has an irrational fear of losing at Hungry Hungry Hippos

Tom: I'm bored. You guys wanna play a board game or something. How about Hungry Hungry Hippos?
Sean: We can't. John's a Hippochondriac, he flipped the table the last time we played

Hippochondriac by OutToLunch Podcast July 22, 2016

Hippochockalogapig 

A fat minging man hunter!

As in Hippo-chockaloga-pig


"shit leg it here she come!!"

It is generally applied to Fat munters Hippochockalogapigs think they are still fit who strut around night clubs bag over shoulder,bottle of blue wkd in hand and Fat ass belly sticking out the bottom of top.

They usually fancy people they are never going to be able to pull and take out there anger by usually battering the victims bird out of pure jealousy and because they usually outweigh the poor cow by a clear 5 stone.

Avoid.

Hippochockalogapig by Deejaystriders March 19, 2009

Hippocricket 

To chastise someone for doing something that you yourself have also done.

Ryan: Clarence don't touch her hair you know she hates that.

Clarence: You are such a hippocricket, I saw you do it not 10min ago!!

Hippocricket by Geekslady March 14, 2011