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Hippie Tits

when someone of the female persuasion catches you off-guard with a surprisingly strong set of mammary glands.

Most commonly displayed on hippie/bohemian-type women (long dresses, long or unkept hair, abundance of scarves, etc) who are not normally associated with large or well-rounded breasts. When you see a woman of this description with a great set of cans, it can catch you off guard - (1) because they are great in size, circumference, and viewing (cleavage) angles, and (2) because hippie-lady types often don't wear bras, showing these goods in just about their natural (naked) state.
"Your friend looked much better in person than in her pictures, like a classic case of hippie tits, since I got the impression she was too much the athletic or demure type to have great ones".
Hippie Tits by Capt Kewl October 4, 2012

hippietitus 

a degeneratively chronic illness that leads the patient into wearing rainbow shirts, getting high all the time, participating in meaningless protests and pretending to care for the environment.
Friend #1: Jane can't pay the rent on time and her landlord if about to kick her out.

Friend #2: Well, why the heck not?

Friend #1: She's been diagnosed with hippietitus. There is no cure. I am afraid we're gonna lose her.
hippietitus by Syed Azeem October 19, 2008

Hippietitis 

A certain smell, odor or aroma of a hippie-type person: it could be a good or bad thing depending on if a person likes the aroma of things sold in a health food store; and or lifestyle of a hippie: going all natural in most every way; a green way of life/living: ultra environmentally inclined/conscious; sounds like a disease, but it isn't more of a contagion of the mind;
Jack Johnson has a serious case of hippietitis...awesome.

To protect the ocean is such a hippietitis thing to do, son.
Hippietitis by CattyTumbee February 9, 2010

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026