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hippotomus 

giving someone a blow job while banging a tree at the same time.
He really liked it when I gave him a hippotomus
hippotomus by Dumpsterhobonamedshoe December 22, 2008

Hippotomus 

The Minecraft Bedrock YouTuber who mainly plays CubeCraft. Not well known as he only has 29 subscribers
"Dude did you see the new Hippotomus video?"

"Bro who the fuck is Hippotomus?"

hipotominuskorniszonmadowna

hipotominuskorniszonmadowna is a word to describe a friend that is stupid ass shit
example: you die in a game and its because of your friend
friend: omg ur so bad you died
you: you are a hipotominuskorniszonmadowna

Hippotomises 

I got confused between hypothesises and hippopotamus.
He hippotomises the enduring gravitas of Mark.
Hippotomises by Blasphemous Essayist September 1, 2025