There is 4 things that characterize a hinchco

1. - they are fat, ugly, homosexual and usually pockmarked with acne

2. - are often seen arm-in-arm with their tall, ginger-haired gay lovers

3. - enjoy tickling contests and tongue-wrestling with their gay lovers

4. - can eat a Big Mac McDonalds burger in (on average) 4 seconds
"God damn it I fucking hate hinchcos!"

"Yeah, go schnoodle with your gay lover, you fucking hinchco!"
by Pikey Puncher December 20, 2006
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