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HIM are a cracking band with loads of talent and a kind of unique sound (mainly due to Villie Valo's deep voice).

Many of their songs are contradicting in themselves (e.g. "Razorblade Kiss" and "Sweet Pandemonium") but they work very well indeed.

They are the best band on Earth and even in the universe unless some bacteria on Mars have produced a better band. You never know!!!!
They are great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Gertrude Benilthwait January 24, 2004
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One of the most awesome bands on the face of the earth. The lead singer, Ville Valo has the most amazing voice ever. People say they are an emo band but they sing about love.
HIM have written songs such as Endless Dark, Passion's Killing Floor and Your Sweet 666 and these songs, as well as others are awesome.
by Madame Valo August 30, 2007
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A character from the most fucked up show out today, Wonder Showzen. Not exactly the brightest bulb, Him speaks in third person and takes cooties sores off of his friends to sell as snack treats and line his own pockets. Likes to do the Animal Dance.
Him: Him think you look better than him ever seen you. (while speaking to Wordsworth who is laying in bed dying of cooties)

(Him eats a Cootie sore off of Wordsworth)
Wordsworth: Him, those are contagious!
Him: Contagiously...Delicious!

BTW, keep an eye out for Pizzalicious Chewties, coming soon!!!
by Destructive Criticism July 04, 2005
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this deffinition is Plain,Simple,Short and Sweet....."THE BEST BAND EVER!!!"
just listen to any of thier albums...Greatest Love songs Vol.666 is my favourite album and Gone With the Sin is my favorite Song.Not that its that easy to pinpoint any piece of thier art specifically,its all beautiful.but thats my personal preferance.
by Erin February 22, 2005
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Legit, one of the greatest bands ever. They came from Finland. HIM stands for His Infernal Majesty. And the lead singer, Ville Valo, is madd sexxi.
HIM is one phuching amazing band.
by Paigeee May 05, 2007
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Suposed homosexual porn movie about the life of Jesus Christ compared with a nameless contemporary man and their shared sexual tastes. Hotly sought-out and marked for destruction by the Religious Right, in reality there is NO SUCH MOVIE!!!
Rumours of such a movie have been circulating since the early 1970's. Said rumours were probably started amongst the Gay community for sole purpose of annoying the Moraly Indignant, and there was even a false review of it in a book about the "golden turkeys," aka the worst movies ever made. This, of course, only served to strengthing the Religious Right's resolve to find-and-burn!! It's review in said book of "golden turkeys" was actually part of a reader contest to find the one fake movie amongst the real "stinkers."
Despite endless (and fruitless) searches --and the truth being held in their collective faces-- certain members of the Religious Right still continue their sacred mission to find-and-destroy this non-existant movie!
Bill: "Hey, man. You here about that gay-porn movie called "Him?" Some pretty freaky sheet happens in it!"

Tom: "Calm yourself down before you ruin your shorts. There is no such movie. It's all just a rumour going 'round."

Bill: "Really? Then what the hell was that video I was watching last night!?"

Tom: "You STILL have home video of my 16th birthday party!?"
by Carl J. Maltese April 29, 2007
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one of the best bands ever, with the most meaningful music around!!
His Infernal Majesty
HIM kicks ass!!!!!!!!!
by Jacqui January 05, 2005
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