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When you are always looking at your hair.
Selena has a severe case of hilcome
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a slang word for a hot, proud, aggressive and intelligent guy. At first, other thinks that a hilcon is stupid but they are wrong. when you get to know a hilcon you will realize that he is very bright guy with lots of unique amazing ideas and wisdom. Most of them are genius with strong philosophy in life. hilcons are also gentlemens but they try to hide it.
The guy i met at the coffee shop, he is such a hilcon.
I want to have a hilcon boyfriend.
He looks rugged but he is a hilcon.
Hilcon by infarction December 14, 2010
A fuck boy who shits on his dick then slaps it on your face
Hilcock by Luke_Gray October 5, 2019
An erectile disfunction which causes ones genital area to ache and eventually drop off after a nights sleep. This condition has only been identified with one young adult male in the midlands in the United Kingdom with a bad English accent. He claims it was after he took part in too much sexual intercourse with his girlfriend after only having sex 4 times in the period of a month. There is no cure that has officially been found for this cure however a lama's saliva is said to be able to reattach the genitalia after it detaches.
"Good luck on your Hillcox Sam, sleep well and hope to find a lama tomorrow"
hillcox by Lalapo7184 June 8, 2015
A "school" where we learn something from teachers but the teachers don't know shit.
"Hey, I just saw a lady with a big mustache"
"Must be HiLCoE, false advertising!"
HiLCoE by Free KFC June 14, 2020
When you jump in a Cadillac and put some miles on it and drive it to the top of a large hill. When at the top you make it drop and the Cadillac gets stuck. Then you get your friend to grab a truck and help you get off the large hill.
Guy (1): "Hey can you get my Cadillac unstuck from the top of the hill?"

Guy (2): "sounds like you got hilcot! let me go grab my truck and help."
hilcot by Graveystan January 28, 2021