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Decatur High School (Federal Way)

Decatur High School, is a middle class high school in Federal Way, Washington. Decatur High School is full of posers, wannabes, and bitches. You will meet some of the worst people here. Students at Decatur are under achievers and only come to school to skip classes. Most students you encounter are high, have recently been high or posess drugs. Decatur High School sports are a joke. It's like they are trying to lose. The sports program will never improve. If you wish to be a star athlete don't come here. Decatur High School, is an under achieving high school, and if you wish to have a good time in high school don't come here.
Bill - "wow your not very smart"
Jim- "Yeah I know its not my fault I went to Decatur High School (Federal Way)"

Or

"I was thinking of moving to Dash Point, but I realized that my kid would go to Decatur, I quickly changed my mind."
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federal way high school 

A ghetto high school in the poor suburban area of Federal way, where 90% of the students are in possession of drugs. the school receives bomb threats weekly, if you go here, you will be shot. don't send you're child here.
'how did you get shot?!
"i went to federal way high school"
"oh"

Federal way high school 

why are you burnin and itchin?
cause i fucked a dude from federal way high school😔
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Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
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They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
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Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026