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Decatur High School (Federal Way)

Decatur High School, is a middle class high school in Federal Way, Washington. Decatur High School is full of posers, wannabes, and bitches. You will meet some of the worst people here. Students at Decatur are under achievers and only come to school to skip classes. Most students you encounter are high, have recently been high or posess drugs. Decatur High School sports are a joke. It's like they are trying to lose. The sports program will never improve. If you wish to be a star athlete don't come here. Decatur High School, is an under achieving high school, and if you wish to have a good time in high school don't come here.
Bill - "wow your not very smart"
Jim- "Yeah I know its not my fault I went to Decatur High School (Federal Way)"

Or

"I was thinking of moving to Dash Point, but I realized that my kid would go to Decatur, I quickly changed my mind."
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federal way high school 

A ghetto high school in the poor suburban area of Federal way, where 90% of the students are in possession of drugs. the school receives bomb threats weekly, if you go here, you will be shot. don't send you're child here.
'how did you get shot?!
"i went to federal way high school"
"oh"

Federal way high school 

why are you burnin and itchin?
cause i fucked a dude from federal way high school😔

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026