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Highlands Ranch

1. The yuppie infested armpit of Colorado.
2. A suburb south of Denver where it is manditory to own the largest sport utility vehical that you can possibly afford to compete with your neighbors oversized SUV even though you have no need for one.
3. A place to go to get judged by others for what you own, do for a living, and how your lawn looks.
I live in Highlands Ranch, sure it's more expensive but it's sure woth it for it's social status. Speaking of social status, have you seen my enormous Ford Excursion I have no idea how to drive it but boy it's sure better than my neighbors land rover.
Highlands Ranch by KungFu April 4, 2005
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Highlands ranch

A place where rich white people live. This is also a great place to find underage kids using there parents money to buy vape and weed. In this area you will hear many story’s of white girls ages 12-17 wanting to or actually killing the self. Its a great place.
My friend tryrd to kill her self, she lives in highlands Ranch.
Highlands ranch by Doddy smokes December 15, 2018

Highlands Ranch

One of the best places to live in America, wonderful parks, lovely houses, a great school program, and is in the best states in America.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Highlands Ranch
Person 1: Lucky.

Highlands Ranch High school  

The worst high school in the suburban wonderland of Colorado. Extremely conformist, even though everyone seems to claim their cliques individuality.
You shouldn't go to Highlands Ranch High school if you don't smoke marijuana, or you don't play sports.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004