The inability to be apart from your significant other for more than two seconds. Usually involves hordes of sex that the two engaged in the relationship will later find out was absolutely horrible, but at the time they though that's just how it was supposed to be. Both people usually become annoying to their friends and fight about ridiculous things. Topped off, normally, by a pregnancy scare.
Teddy: Hey man, wanna go to the football game?
Jason: Nah, I have to go sit in a room with my girlfriend and have a lot of sex that will be over in one to two minutes, ya know.... because we're in a highschool relationship.
Teddy: I don't like you anymore man, you're a loser.
Jason: But I love her.
(Jason and his girlfriend will break up after two days of being apart, because it's "too hard." Really, they just want to bang someone else.)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!