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High School Gay 

When a boy or girl in high school calls themselves homosexual when in fact they are just doing it for the attention. May secretly have straight relationships on the side. Once the "high school gay's" stop getting as much attention or realize that it's stupid, they suddenly become straight.
"OMG it's so hard to grow up gay in today's schools! I hate how I'm judged and picked on all the time! QQ"

Jen: Did you hear? Stacy came out of the closet and told everybody she was gay today!
Jeff: Yeah, but shes only High School Gay...
High School Gay by toxicillin August 22, 2011
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Super high school level gay

Basically you in 5 words! Not me! I’m totally straight nisisi~

Just kidding! Hmu Shuichi
Taka: Bro, I think I’m super high school level gay...

Mondo: Bro...

High School Reunion Gay 

A guy in highschool you suspect of being gay that doesn't come out of the closet until you see him later at your high school reunion
Man 1- "Man I really thought that guy was gay during highschool"

Man 2- " I saw him at our high school reunion, he's finally gay! I knew he'd be a high school reunion gay!"

Granada High School (Gaynada) 

Gaynada is a very shitty high school in North Santa Clara. It has a ratio of 1 boy to 8 girls (approx.). It is great for playboys and fuckboys who want to have multiple hoes, but if you want a boyfriend, you will have to fight for him. All in all, the teachers are really racist and annoying while the students are gay, bisexual, or transgender. They force us girls to wear scarfs on our heads while in school and the uniform is really uncomfortable and itchy. It is very ironic that the name is Gaynada and the students are also really gay at all times. Most students who go to this school want to leave ASAP and feel depressed.
Granada High School (Gaynada) : A private high school in north Santa Clara.

Did you know that he goes to Gaynada?

I have never been to Granada High School
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