Higgs boson

A hypothetical massive scalar elementary particle which could help explain how massless elementary particles can have mass. Named after physicist Peter Higgs.

The Large Hadron Collider at CERN and Fermilab may detect the Higgs boson in the future.

Higgs boson by codell February 28, 2009

Higgs Boson

An elementary particle that makes you fat.

You: Damn, man! She's clearly constantly interacting with Higgs Bosons!
Friend: D'you mean she's fat?
You: Ummm...
Friend: Why overcomplicate things like that?
You: Realize you have no life.

Higgs Boson by ksdhnkj.sdhfkj July 4, 2018

higgs bison 

The friendliest water bison you will ever meet.
They are known to have special powers, which you can get by becoming their friend. These powers include fast-travel, special sound effects while jumping, and the ability to contemplate the universe.

Introduced first by Caboose from the popular web-series, Red vs. Blue, in the PSA: Higgs Bozos

Caboose: The higgs bison is the friendliest water bison you will ever meet!

Caboose: WATER BISON POWERS ACTIVATE!

higgs bison by geek96boolean10@deviantart August 7, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008