Higgs boson

A hypothetical massive scalar elementary particle which could help explain how massless elementary particles can have mass. Named after physicist Peter Higgs.

The Large Hadron Collider at CERN and Fermilab may detect the Higgs boson in the future.

Higgs boson by codell February 28, 2009

Higgs Boson

An elementary particle that makes you fat.

You: Damn, man! She's clearly constantly interacting with Higgs Bosons!
Friend: D'you mean she's fat?
You: Ummm...
Friend: Why overcomplicate things like that?
You: Realize you have no life.

Higgs Boson by ksdhnkj.sdhfkj July 4, 2018

higgs bison 

The friendliest water bison you will ever meet.
They are known to have special powers, which you can get by becoming their friend. These powers include fast-travel, special sound effects while jumping, and the ability to contemplate the universe.

Introduced first by Caboose from the popular web-series, Red vs. Blue, in the PSA: Higgs Bozos

Caboose: The higgs bison is the friendliest water bison you will ever meet!

Caboose: WATER BISON POWERS ACTIVATE!

higgs bison by geek96boolean10@deviantart August 7, 2012