Higgs Boson

An elementary particle that makes you fat.

You: Damn, man! She's clearly constantly interacting with Higgs Bosons!
Friend: D'you mean she's fat?
You: Ummm...
Friend: Why overcomplicate things like that?
You: Realize you have no life.

by ksdhnkj.sdhfkj July 4, 2018

Higgs boson

A hypothetical massive scalar elementary particle which could help explain how massless elementary particles can have mass. Named after physicist Peter Higgs.

The Large Hadron Collider at CERN and Fermilab may detect the Higgs boson in the future.

by codell February 28, 2009