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helisexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters.
Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"
helisexual by Pseudologist May 18, 2014
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hoelistic 

A hooker who is also interested in natural healing and medicines.
Not only can she ride the D, she can hook you up with a hoelistic herbal tea afterwards
hoelistic by Hoelistic July 29, 2014

helisexual 

It is when you are a helicopter at heart. It is like a tranny but for helicopter.
I am a helisexual mom I am going to get new missiles installed tonight.

Peyton Hillis

The runningback for the Cleveland Browns, aka he's a rape train with no brakes
Dude, give the ball to Peyton Hillis!
Peyton Hillis by ltdshred December 23, 2010

helisexual 

"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." Said by the famous helisexual, Guuse.
helisexual by EvolvingEevee February 10, 2017
You have a hienis! it's so small....
Hienis by youneverknowme March 10, 2009