Someone who demands silence when they are high. As a librarian makes people in a library be quiet, a hibrarian does the same thing, only with his/her high counterparts.

*WATCHING ADVENTURE TIME*
Friend 1: Oh shit, you see that, he---
Hibrarian: Hey, shut the fuck up!
Friend 1: The fuck was that? I object to your language!
Friend 2: Ah, don't worry, he's just a hibrarian...
Hibrarian: Didn't I say to shut the fuck up?!?!

Hibrarian by JobloHobo May 24, 2013

Related Words

Hibry • Hibby • Hebry • hibrahim • hibroshima • Hebry moment • hebryptian • Hiary • Hibby Jibby person • Hibbyz handz

Hibr

A god or icon to the world spread community usually refered to as the Hibrchuchmans. There are many Hibrchuchmans but there is only one Hibr which all Hibrchuchmans worship and serve. The Hibr is also known as Hae-Yun, Hibrkochiman, Hibrkiyunka, Rarachuchmandiada, Rohman or Hibrrarachuchmankiyunkadiada.

The Hibr taught us how to hibrnate.

Hibr by Tha CPT G November 5, 2006

Hebry moment

A moment of complete and utter idioticness and/or forgetfulness. By

“Your girlfriend is over there,”
“We broke up, i told u remember? “
“ omfg im such an idiot, thta was such a hebry moment,”

Hebry moment by Henrayger and stuff April 15, 2021

Hibrow

Another form of saying hi. One must raise both of their eyebrows when coming across someone on the opposite side of the direction you are heading towards.

It's usually used when one is too lazy or in a rush to wave or say hello.

Joe and Jim were quickly walking to class before the bell. They both maintained their pace to class by making eye contact with one another and made a hibrow.

Hibrow by PikaJAR November 11, 2010

hibroshima

an asian bro

We need to pick up our hibroshima from panda express.

hibroshima by Cnasty6969 April 23, 2010

HiBye

Hibye is defined as a quick greeting when you are to busy
and can't talk.

I was walking to the store and Molly passed by really fast and she looked at me and said hibye.

HiBye by bigginz July 30, 2009

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026