What a chick from your past says when she calls/text you out of the blue because she either got dumped or is not receiving the attention she wants from the dudes she thought she could lock down.
Her: Hey big head wyd!
Him: who is this..ohhh wassup long time no hear from...
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"