Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
by Lociam February 22, 2015
A person who gets triggered over the sexuality of a true born helicopter ( I'm a Mil Mi 28 hue hue ) .
''Heliphobe''
Charlie the chinook : Mum i will finally admit it I'm a chinook (Cries)
Mum: Watch out for those heliphobes in life
Charlie the chinook : Mum i will finally admit it I'm a chinook (Cries)
Mum: Watch out for those heliphobes in life
by Slavic_Bias November 08, 2016
Anti LGBTQ are heliophobic as they disrespect the rights of be interested a lovely loud attack helicopter. (hell-ee-fobic) You are heliphobic if you don't like attack helicopter s.
by Josh Strawberry Laces December 05, 2017
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