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heroslut
derived from the amalgamation of the terms hero and slut, a heroslut is a hero of such colossal proportions that their heroic attitude and behavior accounts for everything they say or do.
A heroslut will certainly depend on facebook as an outlet for detailing their heroics, with constant heroslut status updates and facebrags about their heroslut happenings that will surely involve a heroslut motor vehicle (A motor vehicle is considered a heroslut motor vehicle when it becomes relied upon by the heroslut in order to nourish his or her herosluttiness).
Herosluts have absolutely no level of self-awareness regarding their heroslut nature; their psyche has devolved to the point of lacking one altogether, and their personality is a construct of emotional dependence upon what their heroslut peers think of their latest car part, what car they should buy next, what “camber” the wheels should be at for best "dori" action, where they can park their cars so that the Google maps cameras will get a picture of them, etc- every idea equally as worthless as the one before, right back to the worthless heroslut.
Most herosluts are teenybopper trash, and grow out of their tragic affliction; however as unfortunate as it may seem, some herosluts will not let go of their heroslut ways well into their early or late twenties. Although inbreeding amongst the heroslut population is quite rampant, processes of natural selection such as the road toll tend to work in favour of the common good.
A heroslut will certainly depend on facebook as an outlet for detailing their heroics, with constant heroslut status updates and facebrags about their heroslut happenings that will surely involve a heroslut motor vehicle (A motor vehicle is considered a heroslut motor vehicle when it becomes relied upon by the heroslut in order to nourish his or her herosluttiness).
Herosluts have absolutely no level of self-awareness regarding their heroslut nature; their psyche has devolved to the point of lacking one altogether, and their personality is a construct of emotional dependence upon what their heroslut peers think of their latest car part, what car they should buy next, what “camber” the wheels should be at for best "dori" action, where they can park their cars so that the Google maps cameras will get a picture of them, etc- every idea equally as worthless as the one before, right back to the worthless heroslut.
Most herosluts are teenybopper trash, and grow out of their tragic affliction; however as unfortunate as it may seem, some herosluts will not let go of their heroslut ways well into their early or late twenties. Although inbreeding amongst the heroslut population is quite rampant, processes of natural selection such as the road toll tend to work in favour of the common good.
Heroslut status update: ":( :( the google maps car went past my house and my car wasn't in the driveway!"
Heroslut status update: "anyone up for some dori in their fully sik epic 180sx?"
Heroslut status update: "xyz xyz xyz <insert any number of variable topics here> xyz xyz ..in my car / with my car / my car"
Heroslut status update: "fk my fully sik japcrap heroslut car was defected for xyz <insert any number of useless heroslut car modifications here>"
Heroslut status update: "perception vs reality" (a heroslut pretending to be Gandhi)
Heroslut status update: "anyone up for some dori in their fully sik epic 180sx?"
Heroslut status update: "xyz xyz xyz <insert any number of variable topics here> xyz xyz ..in my car / with my car / my car"
Heroslut status update: "fk my fully sik japcrap heroslut car was defected for xyz <insert any number of useless heroslut car modifications here>"
Heroslut status update: "perception vs reality" (a heroslut pretending to be Gandhi)
heroslut by little zohair February 21, 2010
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026