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HetaliaFandomism 

HetaliaFandomism: Proper Noun. A Religion based off of the holy Hetalia Manga series, treating as a bible and celebrating the all mighty god, the pixelated China Mochi.
"I am a member of the amazing religion of HetaliaFandomism"
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Hetaliatard 

Basically the weebs of the Hetalia fanbase. Believe that the show is completely historical and accurate, when in reality it really isn't. They claim to know so much about history when their actually dumb as shit and know nothing. Often seen wearing crudely made Hetalia costumes. Also spotted doing the Sieg Heil while cosplaying as Germany and Prussia just a few blocks from a Holocaust Memorial during Passover. When cosplaying France they grope random con goers and their only excuse is that they're acting in character. Poor flag ettiquete. Most can be seen giggling in History class while the teacher is discussing serious topics. Show no respect to history. When talking of politics/history refer to the countries as "he" or "she". For some reason they hate Homestuck and it's fandom. Randomly shout out things like pasta, vodka, and panda, since it'd be so kawaii just like the show. Quite possibly worse than the Narutards.

**Keep in mind, there are some pretty sane and awesome Hetalia fans in the fandom. Usually show respect to countries and their history.**
Example 1:

Hetaliatard: Oh no!! There was a tsunami in Japan that killed hundreds of people!! I hope Nihon-kun is okay! I know I'll right a fanfiction about it!!!!!!

Sane fan/normal perosn: Jesus Christ...

Example 2:
Hetaliatard 1: Hey since you're cosplaying as Germany, you should do the Sieg Heil sign! It'd be so historical!

Hetaliatard 2: KYAAAA!! That's such a sugoi idea! It'll be so kawaii!!!

Example 3:

History Teacher: In the fall on 1939, German troops invaded the country of Poland. While invading the-

Hetaliatard: *giggles* By invade you mean rape right?
Hetaliatard by Sausage Mc BigTits August 12, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008