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HetaliaFandomism 

HetaliaFandomism: Proper Noun. A Religion based off of the holy Hetalia Manga series, treating as a bible and celebrating the all mighty god, the pixelated China Mochi.
"I am a member of the amazing religion of HetaliaFandomism"

Hetaliatard 

Basically the weebs of the Hetalia fanbase. Believe that the show is completely historical and accurate, when in reality it really isn't. They claim to know so much about history when their actually dumb as shit and know nothing. Often seen wearing crudely made Hetalia costumes. Also spotted doing the Sieg Heil while cosplaying as Germany and Prussia just a few blocks from a Holocaust Memorial during Passover. When cosplaying France they grope random con goers and their only excuse is that they're acting in character. Poor flag ettiquete. Most can be seen giggling in History class while the teacher is discussing serious topics. Show no respect to history. When talking of politics/history refer to the countries as "he" or "she". For some reason they hate Homestuck and it's fandom. Randomly shout out things like pasta, vodka, and panda, since it'd be so kawaii just like the show. Quite possibly worse than the Narutards.

**Keep in mind, there are some pretty sane and awesome Hetalia fans in the fandom. Usually show respect to countries and their history.**
Example 1:

Hetaliatard: Oh no!! There was a tsunami in Japan that killed hundreds of people!! I hope Nihon-kun is okay! I know I'll right a fanfiction about it!!!!!!

Sane fan/normal perosn: Jesus Christ...

Example 2:
Hetaliatard 1: Hey since you're cosplaying as Germany, you should do the Sieg Heil sign! It'd be so historical!

Hetaliatard 2: KYAAAA!! That's such a sugoi idea! It'll be so kawaii!!!

Example 3:

History Teacher: In the fall on 1939, German troops invaded the country of Poland. While invading the-

Hetaliatard: *giggles* By invade you mean rape right?
Hetaliatard by Sausage Mc BigTits August 12, 2011

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026