Hetaliatard

Basically the weebs of the Hetalia fanbase. Believe that the show is completely historical and accurate, when in reality it really isn't. They claim to know so much about history when their actually dumb as shit and know nothing. Often seen wearing crudely made Hetalia costumes. Also spotted doing the Sieg Heil while cosplaying as Germany and Prussia just a few blocks from a Holocaust Memorial during Passover. When cosplaying France they grope random con goers and their only excuse is that they're acting in character. Poor flag ettiquete. Most can be seen giggling in History class while the teacher is discussing serious topics. Show no respect to history. When talking of politics/history refer to the countries as "he" or "she". For some reason they hate Homestuck and it's fandom. Randomly shout out things like pasta, vodka, and panda, since it'd be so kawaii just like the show. Quite possibly worse than the Narutards.

**Keep in mind, there are some pretty sane and awesome Hetalia fans in the fandom. Usually show respect to countries and their history.**

Example 1:

Hetaliatard: Oh no!! There was a tsunami in Japan that killed hundreds of people!! I hope Nihon-kun is okay! I know I'll right a fanfiction about it!!!!!!

Sane fan/normal perosn: Jesus Christ...

Example 2:
Hetaliatard 1: Hey since you're cosplaying as Germany, you should do the Sieg Heil sign! It'd be so historical!

Hetaliatard 2: KYAAAA!! That's such a sugoi idea! It'll be so kawaii!!!

Example 3:

History Teacher: In the fall on 1939, German troops invaded the country of Poland. While invading the-

Hetaliatard: *giggles* By invade you mean rape right?

Hetaliatard by Sausage Mc BigTits August 12, 2011

HetaliaFandomism

HetaliaFandomism: Proper Noun. A Religion based off of the holy Hetalia Manga series, treating as a bible and celebrating the all mighty god, the pixelated China Mochi.

"I am a member of the amazing religion of HetaliaFandomism"

HetaliaFandomism by ThatGayNoodleBoi August 22, 2018

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The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

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"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

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A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
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"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

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