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Herman Munstered 

To damage by walking through or into a fixed structure or object. Referenced by one of the openings of "The Munsters" where Herman Munster walks through the front door.
Damn, did you hear about what happened on the dayshift? Robbie was hanging a banner, fell, and went through the wall. He Herman Munstered the wall man!
Herman Munstered by Wiggy Boufant February 24, 2006

Heyman monster

Also known as the "Heyman Monster" (search heyman)
This particular monster lurks around the house of the heymans. It is brown, furry, has an enormous mouth, and two arms that resemble huge drumming sticks.
It follows the great heyman around, pushing down Gerry's wherever he goes.
It's special attack power is known as the "HEYMAN SMASH" as it will use its too drumsticks or drumarms, and smash you until you die, cry like a gerry, or run away.
It's favorite phrase is HEYMAN or NOT COOL MAN, and of course HEYMAN SMASH1!!!!!

Remember, if you ever encounter this great beast, beware of the Heyman Smash, because it's just not cool man.
Gerry is walking down the street where he sees Xavier and challenges him to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel.

Xavier accepts.
*Gerry sends out Exodia*
Gerry: HAHAHA You can't beat that man!!
Xavier: Oh yeah?

*Xavier sends out the almight HEYMAN MONSTER*
Gerry: OoO, Not cool man!
Xavier: Fuck you man, *uses Magic spell AD Alliance*
*Heyman Monster gains 999999 ATK Points*
Heyman Monster: HEYMAN SMAAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!!
Gerry: NOT COOOOL MAAAN!!!! AHHHH!!
*Gerry dies*
Xavier: Yeah we win man!!! That's so cool man!! HAHAHA you died Gerry!...Well, LATER MAN!!!!
Heyman monster by gerryforreals October 29, 2009

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026