hemp necklace

All the rage in stoner-wear, the hemp necklace is a bonafide way to determine a pot-smoker. The necklaces are usually dressed up with chunky beads or other accessories. People who wear them normally make them themselves.. unless they are too sluggish from all the weed.

Dude! She's wearing a hemp necklace? I never knew she smoked weed!

hemp necklace by Lovin' Is What I Got ;; Remember That <3 July 24, 2006

Hemp Necklace

Hemp Necklaces, Alabama Windchimes, and Bullet Catching Contests for all the treasonous traitors!

After Abusing Their Citizenry For Years Using Covid, Monkey Pox, and Global Warming as an excuse to turn their Republic Into a Dictatorship, the Asterisk O'biden Adminstration Were Adjudicated As War Criminals, and Swiflty Introduced To

Sentencing Ranging From Catching Bullets With Their Teeth to Wearing Hemp Necklaces Until Dusk In Front Of The Washington Monument!

Hemp Necklace by anonymous August 26, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016