HeltzanDewey

A pair of people, usually partnered together with a common goal of ruining something others have made. They scam their way into positions of power, but lacking the brain power to light a single diode they usually run whatever well oiled machine they have decided to “manage” into the ground.

“Man things were so succesful here, then HeltzanDewey showed up and fucked this whole place into the dirt”