Hello Albuquerque 

an expletive yelled at a person who gave in and did something they were adamant they were NOT going to do under ANY circumstances. Coined by Ozzy Osbourne in the following:
Ozzy Osbourne: "I will NOT play Albuquerque next week Sharon! I can't do it! I've got too many shows already! I just won't do it!"
Next scene, Ozzy yelling into a mic: "Hello Albuquerque!"

Janice was adamant that she would not attend her brother's hockey game, yet there she is in the stands. Hello Albuquerque!!

Hello Albuquerque by Pipistrello January 11, 2009

Albuquerque Hello 

When arriving in Albuquerque someone puts a trash bag over your head a sprays ether (preferably Polar brand starter fluid) in the bag until you pass out. Then you are placed in an 8 foot ditch and covered with dirt.

When James and Jimmie came to our small town we gave them an Albuquerque Hello.

Albuquerque Hello by Spicy0304 September 12, 2019

Albuquerque hello 

Is the act of knocking someone out with a piggly wiggly bag full of starter fluid then burying them alive in an eight foot garbage hole in your backyard with a borrowed backhoe.

James: Hey, Jimmie, have you seen Janice?
Jimmie: No James, I haven't I think Karen gave her an Albuquerque hello.

Albuquerque hello by Fourty two September 13, 2019

Albuquerque Hello 

The act of holding a plastic bag containing ether-based starting fluid over someone's head until they become unconscious, then subsequently burying them via backhoe 8ft deep in a garbage ditch in the backyard of the house they own, with their purse.

Chuck: where did mom go, off with a lady trucker?
Stella: i don't trust dad; i think he gave her an albuquerque hello!

Albuquerque Hello by Proxy Rex September 12, 2019

Albuquerque Hello 

Greeting someone by spraying starter fluid into a bag and putting it over their head until unconscious. Most likely in the act of murder.

He was sick of her shit so he gave her an Albuquerque hello and dumped her in the yard.

Albuquerque Hello by Ares Edge September 12, 2019

Albuquerque hello 

Where you suffocate someone with ether and a plastic bag, then bury them alive

Grim Karen : I'd like to give the new neighbors an Albuquerque hello

Albuquerque hello by Grim Karen September 12, 2019

albuquerque hello 

When you greet somebody with a Tash bag full of ether and put it over their head and wait for them to pass out and burry them alive.

A man in Eunice gave his wife the Albuquerque hello.

albuquerque hello by Chazmatic September 12, 2019