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Hegads

Knock Knock ! Who is it?

Greg!

Greg!

Greg!

Greg!

Greg!

Greg!

Greg!

Greg!

Greg!

Greg!

The other penises in the peni peni peni store.

Greg!

Greg!

Greg!

Evan is here!

Evan is wearing the pants Greg got at a thrift store to make sure no crackhead or homeless man caught him wearing these.

Can I have crack?

No.

What if you leave the store, get on the subway and get on a crackhead’s crack crack?

Evan, will you stop cracking crack?

Are you really homeless?

No, but Greg is homeless.

Can you crack on me?

No, dude, I can’t, I’m out of crack.

How is Greg going to get crack, Evan?

I don’t know. He has to go on the subway and get on a crackhead’s crack.

I know a crackhead, Evan!

It’s over, dude!

Are you sure?

No, I’m totally sure, just ask Greg.

Greg

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headswim

(noun) a subdued thrumming in the head that is more unsettling than uncomfortable, and does not hurt so much as just feels strange, not at the level of a headache, something lighter, usually induced by substance abuse or an almost-hangover therefrom, but potentially resulting from anything, or nothing, for all you know.
Jake attributed his headswim the next morning to the brand of the whiskey rather than the amount.

"Are you hungover?"
"No, just kind of a headswim. I need an UpTime."
by Kashmir Cardigan August 26, 2017
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yash headshot

When you aim for a headshot but shoot your target's leg instead.

Originated from the 16th Century, Zimbabwe. Boy-king Yash Senegulu known for his skill at curving arrows towards a target's leg when aiming for the head. Senegulu used this as a form of physical and mental torture to his enemies.
Pvt. Parts: Tango Down! Next time it's a headshot!
Sgt. Romeo: More like a yash headshot! The last time you said that was when you shot one of them terrorists in the leg!
by Ausar April 12, 2013
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Krak Heads

Passionate fans of the NHL team, the Seattle Kraken.
"The Krak Heads Booster Club will be chartering a bus to Vancouver to watch the Kraken play the Canucks this weekend."
by JoggersTongueMyAnus July 24, 2020
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Headspy

An annual award given to a girl that gives good Head.
Ronnie: How was your date last night?
Richard: it was good. She stayed the night and gave me some good head. I think I may nominate her for the Headspy awards
by RonnieChapman October 30, 2013
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she turns heads

There are two meanings to this phrase. The first is a woman turns heads due to her beauty, the second is she turns heads away so they won't vomit at an unattractive person!
She is so beautiful that she turns heads!
by I, Wreckerrr December 14, 2020
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heads will roll

people will be dismissed, punished, ruined, etc
If any of you violate the dress code again, heads will roll.
by Light Joker November 20, 2005
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