Hegads

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Knock Knock ! Who is it?

Greg!

Greg!

Greg!

Greg!

Greg!

Greg!

Greg!

Greg!

Greg!

Greg!

The other penises in the peni peni peni store.

Greg!

Greg!

Greg!

Evan is here!

Evan is wearing the pants Greg got at a thrift store to make sure no crackhead or homeless man caught him wearing these.

Can I have crack?

No.

What if you leave the store, get on the subway and get on a crackhead’s crack crack?

Evan, will you stop cracking crack?

Are you really homeless?

No, but Greg is homeless.

Can you crack on me?

No, dude, I can’t, I’m out of crack.

How is Greg going to get crack, Evan?

I don’t know. He has to go on the subway and get on a crackhead’s crack.

I know a crackhead, Evan!

It’s over, dude!

Are you sure?

No, I’m totally sure, just ask Greg.

Greg

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headswim

(noun) a subdued thrumming in the head that is more unsettling than uncomfortable, and does not hurt so much as just feels strange, not at the level of a headache, something lighter, usually induced by substance abuse or an almost-hangover therefrom, but potentially resulting from anything, or nothing, for all you know.

Jake attributed his headswim the next morning to the brand of the whiskey rather than the amount.

"Are you hungover?"
"No, just kind of a headswim. I need an UpTime."

headswim by Kashmir Cardigan August 26, 2017

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Hegads • Headshot • heads-up • headspace • headset hair • Headsexual • headslam • headspinner • Headsplosion • Headsprung

yash headshot

When you aim for a headshot but shoot your target's leg instead.

Originated from the 16th Century, Zimbabwe. Boy-king Yash Senegulu known for his skill at curving arrows towards a target's leg when aiming for the head. Senegulu used this as a form of physical and mental torture to his enemies.

Pvt. Parts: Tango Down! Next time it's a headshot!
Sgt. Romeo: More like a yash headshot! The last time you said that was when you shot one of them terrorists in the leg!

yash headshot by Ausar April 12, 2013

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Krak Heads

Passionate fans of the NHL team, the Seattle Kraken.

"The Krak Heads Booster Club will be chartering a bus to Vancouver to watch the Kraken play the Canucks this weekend."

Krak Heads by JoggersTongueMyAnus July 24, 2020

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Headspy

An annual award given to a girl that gives good Head.

Ronnie: How was your date last night?
Richard: it was good. She stayed the night and gave me some good head. I think I may nominate her for the Headspy awards

Headspy by RonnieChapman October 30, 2013

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she turns heads

There are two meanings to this phrase. The first is a woman turns heads due to her beauty, the second is she turns heads away so they won't vomit at an unattractive person!

She is so beautiful that she turns heads!

she turns heads by I, Wreckerrr December 14, 2020

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heads will roll

people will be dismissed, punished, ruined, etc

If any of you violate the dress code again, heads will roll.

heads will roll by Light Joker November 20, 2005

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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