Knock Knock ! Who is it?
Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
The other penises in the peni peni peni store.
Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
Evan is here!
Evan is wearing the pants Greg got at a thrift store to make sure no crackhead or homeless man caught him wearing these.
Can I have crack?
No.
What if you leave the store, get on the subway and get on a crackhead’s crack crack?
Evan, will you stop cracking crack?
Are you really homeless?
No, but Greg is homeless.
Can you crack on me?
No, dude, I can’t, I’m out of crack.
How is Greg going to get crack, Evan?
I don’t know. He has to go on the subway and get on a crackhead’s crack.
I know a crackhead, Evan!
It’s over, dude!
Are you sure?
No, I’m totally sure, just ask Greg.
Greg
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Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
The other penises in the peni peni peni store.
Greg!
Greg!
Greg!
Evan is here!
Evan is wearing the pants Greg got at a thrift store to make sure no crackhead or homeless man caught him wearing these.
Can I have crack?
No.
What if you leave the store, get on the subway and get on a crackhead’s crack crack?
Evan, will you stop cracking crack?
Are you really homeless?
No, but Greg is homeless.
Can you crack on me?
No, dude, I can’t, I’m out of crack.
How is Greg going to get crack, Evan?
I don’t know. He has to go on the subway and get on a crackhead’s crack.
I know a crackhead, Evan!
It’s over, dude!
Are you sure?
No, I’m totally sure, just ask Greg.
Greg
Hegads
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by Dankgamez October 16, 2022
Get the Hegads mug.(noun) a subdued thrumming in the head that is more unsettling than uncomfortable, and does not hurt so much as just feels strange, not at the level of a headache, something lighter, usually induced by substance abuse or an almost-hangover therefrom, but potentially resulting from anything, or nothing, for all you know.
Jake attributed his headswim the next morning to the brand of the whiskey rather than the amount.
"Are you hungover?"
"No, just kind of a headswim. I need an UpTime."
"Are you hungover?"
"No, just kind of a headswim. I need an UpTime."
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Hegads
• Headshot
• heads-up
• headspace
• Headstrong
• headset hair
• Headsexual
• headslam
• headspinner
• Headsplosion
When you aim for a headshot but shoot your target's leg instead.
Originated from the 16th Century, Zimbabwe. Boy-king Yash Senegulu known for his skill at curving arrows towards a target's leg when aiming for the head. Senegulu used this as a form of physical and mental torture to his enemies.
Originated from the 16th Century, Zimbabwe. Boy-king Yash Senegulu known for his skill at curving arrows towards a target's leg when aiming for the head. Senegulu used this as a form of physical and mental torture to his enemies.
Pvt. Parts: Tango Down! Next time it's a headshot!
Sgt. Romeo: More like a yash headshot! The last time you said that was when you shot one of them terrorists in the leg!
Sgt. Romeo: More like a yash headshot! The last time you said that was when you shot one of them terrorists in the leg!
by Ausar April 12, 2013
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by JoggersTongueMyAnus July 24, 2020
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Richard: it was good. She stayed the night and gave me some good head. I think I may nominate her for the Headspy awards
Richard: it was good. She stayed the night and gave me some good head. I think I may nominate her for the Headspy awards
by RonnieChapman October 30, 2013
Get the Headspy mug.There are two meanings to this phrase. The first is a woman turns heads due to her beauty, the second is she turns heads away so they won't vomit at an unattractive person!
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