1. When you're trying to take a dump while on the phone, you claim you're "lifting somethingheavy" in order to explain the grunting.
2. This phrase can also be used as a euphemism for that act in other situations.
1. MAN 1: (grunting)
MAN 2: "Dude, are you shitting while we're on the phone?"
MAN 1: "No, I'm just lifting something heavy."
2. MAN 1: "Where are you going?"
MAN 2: "I'll be back in a few minutes. I have to lift something heavy."
The other man keeping a wife occupied and happy while her husband is away on business. She stays in the marriage because her emotional needs are fulfilled by the "heavy lifter", and her financial needs are fulfilled by her husband. The "heavy lifter" isn't purely a sex partner, he provides her with her emotional needs as well. The relationship is more than a physical arrangement. Emotions are involved.
Her husband is out of the country for another month; it's time for the heavy lifter to come around.
She feels lonely without her rich husband around. She needs her heavy lifter.
I heard she's been married for so long only because she had a heavy lifter.
A: "Her husband is always away on business. I wonder how she keeps it together?"
B: "I hear she has a heavy lifter keeping her happy while he is away"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.