heart fart

When you have a crush on a girl/or guy, then realize how completely wrong you were, and slap yourself for even thinking about being with them. A false crush.
Ken liked Sandra yesterday, but after spending the day with her, he realized he was just having a heart fart.
by Kevo Crafto January 21, 2007
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Heart Fart

a temporary period of disconnecting from the thoughts and ideas of the mind, allowing the feelings of the heart to spill forth during communication, without filter or measure.
I really want to let you know how I truly feel, so allow me to Heart Fart for a few minutes.
by PHW111 July 30, 2017
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Heart-to-heart fart

When a warm, touching, heart-to-heart moment between two people is hilariously ruined by one of them ripping a huge fart.
Max and Julia's deep conversation about the future of their relationship was toatally thrown off track by Max's Heart-to-heart fart.
by RMC123 February 18, 2009
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Heart of the fart

When your inhale someone's flatulence at it's peak moment of pungency and proximity.
Phwor!

I copped the full 'Heart of the fart'!
by ^^!$#@ August 13, 2019
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Heart fart

feeling the wrong feeling about the true intentions or points to something, an emotional pain that is caused unintentionally.
I had a heart fart about what u told me but please help me understand better.
by Wakandaman247 June 24, 2025
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Heart Fart

A slang term for a hiccup.
Shelby hiccupped and said, " I just had a heart fart!"
by DJ Dr. Sherm December 21, 2023
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