heart fart 

When you have a crush on a girl/or guy, then realize how completely wrong you were, and slap yourself for even thinking about being with them. A false crush.

Ken liked Sandra yesterday, but after spending the day with her, he realized he was just having a heart fart.

heart fart by Kevo Crafto January 22, 2007

Heart Fart 

a temporary period of disconnecting from the thoughts and ideas of the mind, allowing the feelings of the heart to spill forth during communication, without filter or measure.

I really want to let you know how I truly feel, so allow me to Heart Fart for a few minutes.

Heart Fart by PHW111 August 4, 2017

Heart Fart 

A slang term for a hiccup.

Shelby hiccupped and said, " I just had a heart fart!"

Heart Fart by DJ Dr. Sherm December 21, 2023

Heart fart 

feeling the wrong feeling about the true intentions or points to something, an emotional pain that is caused unintentionally.

I had a heart fart about what u told me but please help me understand better.

Heart fart by Wakandaman247 June 24, 2025

Heart-to-heart fart 

When a warm, touching, heart-to-heart moment between two people is hilariously ruined by one of them ripping a huge fart.

Max and Julia's deep conversation about the future of their relationship was toatally thrown off track by Max's Heart-to-heart fart.

Heart-to-heart fart by RMC123 February 18, 2009

Heart of the fart 

When your inhale someone's flatulence at it's peak moment of pungency and proximity.

Phwor!

I copped the full 'Heart of the fart'!

Heart of the fart by ^^!$#@ August 12, 2019

Fart from the heart 

Sending a fart in the mail to a loved one for the purpose of shock and awe. A fart is packaged in a container and mailed to a recipient with a custom note for the pure intention of creating a reaction. Farts from the heart are most effective when someone is not responding to traditional relationship stigma.

Heather sent a little butt love to Steve when she packaged up a fart from the heart.

Steve was excited beyond recognition when he recieved Heather's note that read "I believe our relationship is in the crapper" along with a vile of gas. Steve was both happy and sad to receive a fart from the heart.

Fart from the heart by Leon Spruce June 8, 2009