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According to some poetry by Edgar E. Poe, harken means 'listen' as if you were trying to make someone listen to you, like shuting them up.
How, then, am I mad? Hearken! and observe how healthily --how calmly I can tell you the whole story.
-Edgar E. Poe, The Tell Tale Heart

Hearken!... That's not the point of this conversation.
Hearken by Ilhsdm May 9, 2009
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Harken-back 

Harken-back: To escape the chaos of modern life by harkening-back to a simpler time by consuming the cheapest canned beer that Trader Joe's sells (i.e. Simpler Times Lager)
Jeff, do you wanna come over at 12:30 and harken-back with us over some episodes of Gimmie A Break?
Harken-back by sallygomez November 29, 2009
The dutch word for Raking, often used to describe the action of pulling something you long for within your reach. (Money, sexual partners ETC.)
p1: "Damn, that's a thicc ass mf dime, I want that!"
p2: "Yeah bro. H-H-H...!!"
p1&p2: "HARKEN!"
Harken by TGEB December 17, 2017

heartkenji

Heartkenji is a wonderful, kind person, that makes good content, and always interact with their mutuals.
I love heartkenji
heartkenji by yos4no June 28, 2021

heartkenji

Heartkenji is very cool
heartkenji by euphraxia_ July 1, 2021

Heartened 

A code word for gay and emotionally touching instances. Best used around children when talking about them or if your name is Sasha.
The children rallied around the their fallen comrade in such a heartened manner.
Heartened by HeartenedLovers October 22, 2011
You can go and suck my harken.
Harken by SpaceNadz January 31, 2008
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