Heardturd

When a person deficates in their significant other's bed and proceeds to blame the act on a small Teacup Yorkie canine that's physically incapable of producing such a magnificently, gigantic steaming pile of shit.

You know it's time to call it quits when you wakeup to a Heardturd by your head.

by NoMoHeardTurdsDotCom May 5, 2022

Herpturd

A variation of Herpdert.

Lady: Spell Herpdert.

Joe: H-E-R-P-D-E-R-P. Herpdert.

Murr: Not even close, buddy.

Joe: H-E-R-P-D-E-R-T.

Q: Yeh!!

Joe: H-E-R-P-T-U-R-D. (HERPTURD)

Sal: (Falls down laughing)

by KawaiiSuperHuman October 1, 2016

headturner

1: A Female/Male that is MADDDD SEXY
2: Opposite sex that can grab your attention and makes your head turn to loook

1: "Yo check that sexy girl by the bus stop"
"That gyals a real headturner"

2: "That girl is banging forreeaal, shes a true headturna"

by jay88 May 31, 2007

heartard

An emotionally retarded person.

He's impossible to deal with -- a real heartard.

by Jonomatopoeia September 25, 2007

hardtard

Being retarded, in a hardcore way.

Dude, that guy's so retarded.

Ya, he's a hardtard.

by Buster Highmann July 13, 2014

Heard Turd

When your mad at someone and you defecate in their bed.

She got so mad she dumped a heard turd.

Knew it was not the dog, it was definitely a heard turd.

by Migal78 April 23, 2022

HeadTurning Syndrome

A disorder caused by someone who has had their eyes stuck so long on screen while playing Video Games that when they command their player to look in a direction the actually turn their own head and then feel completely ashamed.

Dude I was playin' Halo for so long that when I looked left I actually turned left. I felt really dumb.

Ah, A little case of HeadTurning syndrome huh?

by FU A11 February 25, 2010