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Heardturd

When a person deficates in their significant other's bed and proceeds to blame the act on a small Teacup Yorkie canine that's physically incapable of producing such a magnificently, gigantic steaming pile of shit.

You know it's time to call it quits when you wakeup to a Heardturd by your head.

by NoMoHeardTurdsDotCom May 5, 2022