When you can't decide if a certain sensation was heard or felt.
"I heard-felt some cotton in my ear" - Stevie
by mythicaldictionary April 9, 2019
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When you shit on the bed, and then file for divorce.
Amber was a crazy bitch. When her marriage began to fail, she took a Dirty Heard, and smiled.
by Garrett Marshall July 22, 2023
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Gods chosen one. Eric will be 6’2 195. His eye’s dreamy making ur fluids run like a river. Curly hair such as gods son. Golden skin. A penis that drives women crazy. Eric will bless you with the golden honey and his glorious rod. Eric c heard is the closest god like being on earth. He drinks to get rid of alcohol on earth because he is such a good man.
Eric c heard is amazing
by Eric Fa the top general August 19, 2022
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A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.
You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!
by QuacksO February 17, 2020
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Someone who realizes the public knows they turd the bed and wants to deny and cover it up… with both sheets and lawyers hired from wish.
She showed just how poorly her acting was and even looked like she was straining on the stand after all the world discovered she is a Heard Burglar.
by LightFoe May 24, 2022
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"Heard Derangement Syndrome (HDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Amber Heard, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason."
Depp fanatics are so consumed by their Heard Derangement Syndrome (HDS) that they don’t stop talking about Amber Heard.
by IStandWithAmberHeard June 22, 2022
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I heard something else is pretty much what you think you heard, but it’s dirty.
“I need to get that dirt off,” John stated as he itched his leg,
“I heard something else,” Damian replied in a smug manner.
by Zombie-Creeper6 November 10, 2020
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