Head Start

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When a man wakes up in the morning to a woman performing oral sex on him.

Man! I feel great! I woke up this morning with a head start!

Head Start by NutZach923 April 12, 2011

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head start

when a man dates/marries a girl who already has children with another man so that he can avoid an annoying part of having babies (changing diapers) or have children older than all of his friends

Ex 1.
Dude 1: Yo, is that Tom with Angela?

Dude 2: Yeah, they've been dating for two years.

Dude 1: Why do their kids look like they are 6 years old.

Dude 2: Oh, that's from when she was boning that emo dude and got pregnant right out of high school. Tom decided he hates being thrown up on so he opted for a girl who could give him a head start.

Ex 2.
Dude 1: Gary's kid is such a prick. One day my kids will whoop his ass.

Dude 2: Gary's boy is 16, how are you gonna do that?

Dude 1: I'm going to get a head start with a white-trash MILF.

head start by missamber22 May 4, 2009

Related Words

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Head Start

When a person wakes up in the morning to another person performing oral sex on them.

Dome in the morning? Boy, you know I love a head start!

Head Start by Dante_ck December 21, 2015

British head start

A word pertaining to anyone who has a huge head start or lead over another person; particularly meaningful when talking to a person residing in or around Great Britain that has a 5 or more hour handicap over another person from another country.

Guy A : I won the race!
Guy B : Dude, that isn't fair, you had a British head start

British head start by Awesumness February 1, 2007

2 year head start

Oh? How did you get that?

Hym "How'd you get a 2 year head start Sam? Ooooooh! Right... Greatest mind who's ever lived locked in you basement... Right..."

2 year head start by Hym Iam December 19, 2024

Head shart

When your significant other eats your poo then gives you head

Toms girlfriend gave me a “head shart” last night

Head shart by Mikey furlong July 7, 2021

headstar

A bold,daring and handsome man of action who has received so much fellatio during his career that he has attained the exclusive stature of 'Headstar'. He usually has a big dick.

Melissa- "(sigh)...I just cant get a bead on that guy Pistol Pete"
Kelsey- "what u thinkin' girl? that guy is a Headstar...."

headstar by headstar July 14, 2014

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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