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head monster 

a person (usually a female) who "gives head" (oral sex) with frequency and is known for this. also used to term high school sluts who don't put out but "go down"
Allison is definitely a head monster who has blown the entire senior basketball team.
head monster by lisagirl April 7, 2003

Head Monster 

Latin name: edipuss erectus: An over-sized primate with a non-discriminating taste for meat. When feasting, the Head Monster is usually unphased by outside distractions.
That head monster almost choked on the biggest cock I've ever seen, but luckily something startled it, and it ran away.
Head Monster by OKP December 22, 2003

head monster 

Since 1979, the official corporate title of Noel Lee, the President of Monster Cable Products, Inc.
Noel Lee, the Head Monster, will be the key note speaker at the 2004 Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas.
head monster by Krame Dart December 10, 2003

head monster 

Now, now...lisagirl. These aren't very 'Christian' thoughts. What would Jesus Do, Hmmmm? When you think about these girls giving head to the basketball team, do you touch yourself? Can you not wait to get home and let your fingers do the walking all over your tender pink bud?
Oh, Oh, Jesus, Jesus...that feels SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! MMMMM

monster head 

1 . any girl or guy who gives amazing head.

2 . a great blow job

wow , that bitch gives some monster head bro !
monster head by yodelingyoda February 6, 2010

monster-head  

when your head is extremly large. Hard to balance and just plain HUGE.
darn that kidd k-meezy gotta monster-head !
monster-head by jJUICE. August 19, 2008
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