hello

The one word that makes people sing Adele whenever it is mentioned (usually as a greeting), much to the chagrin of the one who originally said it.

A: Hello!
B: It's me! I was wondering if after all these--
A: *flips table*

by Mathtician April 21, 2018

Hello

The only word on this site that has nothing to do with sex or drugs!

person 1: hello
Person 2: hi
Person 1: goodbye
Person 2: Farewell, and may the forces of evil become confused in their eternal search for you
*person 1 runs away*

by pirates rule!!! February 24, 2007

Hello

To anally fist naked children in public, give them Diet Coke and Mentos up the ass, shit and piss in their eyes and mouths, and force them to violently rape each other whilst shitting in each other's mouths, in that order.

Justin Bieber hello'd a bunch of children at the mall after learning that there is porn of BrainPop.

by Yopmail User August 25, 2022

hello

It's a form of salutation of greeting in the English language, aslo used at telephone.

Hello, can I help you with something?

by RetardWolf July 27, 2017

hello

what you say when your talking casually with friends and your mom walks in the room

What the hell(mom enters)-o mom.

by mad at the world March 24, 2003

hello

Knowing that this is Urban Dictionary, hello is a sex position.

So my girlfriend wanted it, and I gave her a hello last night. It felt amazing!

by 12yz12ab February 12, 2015

hello

A greeting used when first seeing somebody.

Holly:"Hello, Jack."

by New York Initials May 16, 2016