He's a nice boy 

Parent speak for one of the following definitions:
1)You know, I really don't like your boyfriend at all... but I don't want you to get mad at me.

2)Why aren't you dating that boy? I know you don't like him at all, but I really think that you should date him.

Example 1: When Dani brought home her boyfriend who went by the name "T-Jizzle", all her mother could say was "He's a nice boy..."

Example 2: After Richie, the president of the chess club and algebra team, asked Dani for a date and she declined, all her mother could say was, "Oh Dani. He's such a nice boy!"

He's a nice boy by Erica June 17, 2004