HazelTucky

Hazel Park, Michigan. Named Hazeltucky because everybody sports mullets, drives rustangs, pick up trucks, wears wife beaters and drinks Old Milwaukee beer. Drop out rate in schools is high, most graduates and drop outs resort to drugs, and continue living with their parents.

Tucky was added at the end, because majority of the residents migrated from kentucky.

What does a Hazeltucky girl do when she gets up in the morning? Goes home.

by Phil Achio June 14, 2006

Hamiltucky

The city of Hamilton in southwestern Ohio has a reputation for its residents having a very low socio-economic status. It is also historically correct that many poor families from Kentucky migrated to Hamilton during WWII when wartime jobs were widespread in Hamilton. Thus, people in the region started refering to the "low-class" city of Hamilton has Hamiltucky and its residents as Hamiltuckians.

Man those people were morons, but what would you expect from Hamiltuckians from Hamiltucky?

by Frank Scanlan March 15, 2008

Hamiltucky

A place where loser wanna be gangsters live and pretend to "keep it real". Mostly they want to be called E-Dogg or Ea$y Money, but they actually drive their mom's Jaguar and live in a house their mom bought.

I'm goin down to Hamiltucky to get an H-Town Tatood for my mom.

by Messy Jesse January 5, 2009

Hamiltucky

A common term used to describe people that live in southern Ohio, but act or talk more like people from Kentucky.

"Hey, I'm from Southern Ohio."
"Oh, you mean Hamiltucky?"

by Chris Hardewig November 14, 2005

Hazletucky

Yet another derogatory name for Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Derived from Hazleton and Pennsyltucky.

Fucking rednecks in Hazletucky always calling every Latino an illegal alien. I'll tell ya.

by cunt nugget of the year March 20, 2012

Hazeltuckey

Backwoods hillbilly town known for creating people of impeccable character, incredible humor, and dashing good looks.

If everyone would have grown up in Hazeltuckey Heaven would be here on Earth.

by Smitrick February 7, 2010