An absolute give of villiany, often compared with Moss Side in Manchester and Queens in NYC. Don't stop at the red lights or you'll be car jacked and they'll nick your extra strong mints.
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hazletard: Nothing like visting the morgue at Hazleton General Hospital, and pulling off a Hazleton Hot Pocket!
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United States Supreme Court: No. Once you hit the third trimester, it's illegal. You are well over three hundred trimesters, already!
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United States Supreme Court: No. Once you hit the third trimester, it's illegal. You are well over three hundred trimesters, already!
Commonwealth of Pennsylvania: FUCK!
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I was totally pro life before I went to the Hazleton Drop In Center. Now I support abortion, sterilization and even death camps after seeing those sick fucks!
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