Hazbowl

Hazbowl is the worlds most sexy and well known human of all time, yet not much is known about this fascinating creature. Hazbowl has the ability to apear in random locations, and looks like a buff surfer guy. But don't let his sexiness deceive you. Hazbowl is renown for putting people into "trance" like state. While in this state, you have no control over anything you do or say, that is up to the Hazbowl to decide.

random guy1:Hey man, is it just me or did a Hazbowl just apear over there?
random guy2: I don't know man, but maybe should get out of here, Hazbowl is one dangerous sexy beast!
random: Yeah you're right man, let's get the hell out of here!

Hazbowl by Hazbowl August 25, 2009

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Harbowl

The 47th Superbowl. Nicknamed such because brothers Jim and John Harbaugh coach the San Francisco 49ers and Baltimore Ravens respectively.

After the game on Sunday, everyone was talking about the damn HarBowl.

Harbowl by JShug January 20, 2013

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Hazbowl • Harbowl • hazbollah

hazbollah

typically used in antisemitic chat groups (that are good) , this refers to the show Hazbin Hotel, and how it has been redpilled into propaganda against the Jews.

Guy 1: did you see what the chat group leader posted?
Guy 2: yeah, i loved how he made it a hazbollah meme.

hazbollah by Boogaloo_starter January 10, 2020

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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