a very fit boy and i luv him bummin me all night long his soft skin agenst me turns me on n i luv his curly locks hes the best catch eva and no 1 can take him away

Refers to a person who excels at one or more of the following: 1. drinking beers, and lots of them 2. being a generally sweet dude 3. rocking out in any situtation with total disregard to bystanders' feelings, family, or friends

Nickname for any valuable "resource" (money, expensive food/gifts, gasoline to give her rides where she wants to go, hot and/or arduous mechanical/carpentry work, patient endurance of boring/cutesy "girl stuff", etc.) that a naive "dairy farmer" (mushy-hearted guy with raging hormones) "feeds" to his "cow" (an attractive girl whom he hopes to win over) in an effort to please/satisfy her so that hopefully she'll feel enough favorably disposed towards him to "allow him to milk her" (spread her legs for him) sometime later. May or may not be successful, depending on how “loose” the chick in question is, or how much she respects the guy’s feelings or truly appreciates/values his caring efforts to help her out.

wat horses eat dumb ass not the hello form

If female, means extremely slutty with an oral fixation. If male, means a huge nerd, lightweight, who is possibly homosexual.

smelly stuff that horses eat that attracts lots of rats.

When someone says somthing they should of been embaressed to say.
Saying of this makes the person think whoops why did i say that.
Often followed by a sarcastic thumbs up.
pronounced anywhere from hay - hiiiiiii