An asian who is not good at normal asian activities.
Man, Hai sucks at math.
by jon February 12, 2004
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2. In Cantonese hai (Traditional Chinese: 屄 or 閪; jyutping: hai1) is a common vulgar word that literally means vagina. The English equivalent is "cunt". The Chinese character 屄 consists of two parts: the upper part is 尸 that means "body" while the bottom part 穴 means "a hole". The Chinese character thus literally means a "hole at the bottom of the body". A common usage is the phrase so hai (..) that may be translated as "dickhead". Since the character _ is pronounced as "bi" in standard Mandarin, the phrase is sometimes written as "B".

part one
"hai in cantonese" lol
by Johnny Babee April 18, 2008
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Malaysian hi.
Very annoying in IRC. Should be auto-banned + computer seized.
00:00<malaysian_fool> HAI CTC?!
by Jephz0r December 6, 2004
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pernounced Haaaaaeeey. Joke being, "what do gay horses eat?" Haaaaeeey.
Haaaaaeeey... love your hair. Hope it wins.
by TWade July 29, 2005
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A variation of the word "hey." Can be used as a greeting, usually with the syllable drawn out while simultaneously rising and falling in inflection, as illustrated below in Example 1.

Can also be used as an expression of enthusiastic agreement in a conversation, as demonstrated below in Example 2.

NOTE:
One theory suggests that this variation of "hey" was popularized by the character of Dwayne (portrayed by Haywood Nelson) in the sitcom "What's Happenin'," although Dwayne's usage was three "hays" with shortened syllables, with the inflection on the middle "hay," as shown in Example 3 below.
Example 1:

"HaAAAAAay!"

Example 2:

Person #1: "It sure is hot today!"
Person #2: "HaAAAAAay!"

Example 3:

"Hay HAY hay!"
by Joey Baggadonuts July 21, 2006
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1. A greeting commonly known as "hello" or "hey".

2. Can also be used (at the same time) to mean "How Are You?"

To use both at the same time the other person must be familiar with the term else the conversation will go to pot.
MIMI: hay!
JAZ: I'm sweet thanks! hay?
MIMI: I'm cool.
JAZ: don't you just think "hay" is so much
easier than using ...how are you...
MIMI: yer totally, whoever says "how are you"
must be some kinda dork.
JAZ: I agree.
MIMI: GTG
JAZ: SUL!
MIMI: SUL?
JAZ: yer ...see you later...
MIMI: ok this is going too far...
by Mia34738 January 8, 2008
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(for girls) to suck on a guy's dick
(for guys) to suck on a girl's pussy
Irely: "When i hayed him, i put the whole thing in my mouth &almost threw up!"

Matt: "DAYUM. when i was haying that one girl, i got a boner! then we did it."
by fuckmefast October 23, 2008
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