Hawt Sawce
Verb.
Clinical term for the popular erotic action of the deposition of hot sauce on to the sexual partner, as a means to feign ejaculation. The action involves stowing a discreetly sized bottle of hot sauce until sexual partner is near orgasm, and then proceeding to fake one’s orgasm by shaking the bottle vigorously, depositing the condiment on the stomach, breasts, or face of sexual partner.
Clinical term for the popular erotic action of the deposition of hot sauce on to the sexual partner, as a means to feign ejaculation. The action involves stowing a discreetly sized bottle of hot sauce until sexual partner is near orgasm, and then proceeding to fake one’s orgasm by shaking the bottle vigorously, depositing the condiment on the stomach, breasts, or face of sexual partner.
Mark: Hey Jim, how’d last night go?
Jim: Meh, it was okay. I had to pull the old Hawt Sawce trick on Tiffany. I’m picking her up from Urgent Care in 35 minutes.
Mark: Urgent Care?
Jim: Yeah, my aim was a little off, and I accidentally deposited onto her cornea.
Mark: Oh, darn it! Well we aren’t 25 anymore! Rule #1: Got to be vigilant with our aim when depositing!
Jim: I’ll say! Regardless, The Hawt Sawce has never let me down! Anyway, I have a little left….Do you want some scrambled eggs?
Jim: Meh, it was okay. I had to pull the old Hawt Sawce trick on Tiffany. I’m picking her up from Urgent Care in 35 minutes.
Mark: Urgent Care?
Jim: Yeah, my aim was a little off, and I accidentally deposited onto her cornea.
Mark: Oh, darn it! Well we aren’t 25 anymore! Rule #1: Got to be vigilant with our aim when depositing!
Jim: I’ll say! Regardless, The Hawt Sawce has never let me down! Anyway, I have a little left….Do you want some scrambled eggs?
Hawt Sawce by Penis Alota April 14, 2026
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