1 definition by Maguire68
Taking a dump at your new girlfriends place & it really stinks.
Person 1.
'how did your date go'
Person 2
'bad mate, proper hawkins'
Person 1
'what happened'
Person 2
'I went to kiss her & farted - it stank'
Person 1.
'how did your date go'
Person 2
'bad mate, proper hawkins'
Person 1
'what happened'
Person 2
'I went to kiss her & farted - it stank'
by Maguire68 August 10, 2012