Definitions by Maguire68

Hawkins 

To be stuck in a position that is really difficult to get out of.

Taking a dump at your new girlfriends place & it really stinks.

Person 1.
'how did your date go'

Person 2
'bad mate, proper hawkins'

Person 1
'what happened'

Person 2
'I went to kiss her & farted - it stank'

Hawkins by Maguire68 August 10, 2012