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The slogan for Burger King - the fast food hamburger restaurant that is the main competitor to McDonalds. Burger King is far better than McDonalds in every way. Their main sandwich, the Whopper, is actually a very good value, as opposed to McDonald's Big Mac which is actually a lot smaller than the Whopper overall.

Burger King is a smarter advertiser than McDonalds. Instead of a perverted and psychotic clown as their main mascot, Burger King's mascot is a dignified and ubercool King. The King is even featured on an Xbox and Xbox 360 video game, called Sneak King. This advergaming title, along with Big Bumpin' and PocketBike Racer, show that Burger King is willing to take some financial risks - after all, they sold those Xbox games for only 3.99 with a value meal. And those games are actually pretty good for a game you get with a fast food meal. This is a testament to Burger King's ingenuity and better value. McDonald's, the epitome of a cost-cutting and tight-fisted corporation, with their small-sized hamburgers and their inflated prices, would never produce quality video games and sell them for as much as Burger King did.

In some cities, such as Los Angeles, the people there recognize BK's superiority and never go to Mickey D's. We should all do the same and support BK instead. And if you want another reason to avoid McDonald's, just watch Super Size Me.

On a side note, I have to admit I'm being a little bit hypocritical about avoiding McDonald's - just today I made an exception to this rule and had breakfast at Mickey Ds - although I feel that the meal I got for $4.40 (An egg McMuffin with no meat, a small orange juice, and a small hash brown), was not exactly a great value. The only good value at McDonalds, in my opinion, is the parfait from the dollar menu. But all in all, I should have gone to Burger King. I will regret this decision for a long time.
Adam: "Hey, Sarah, where should we go for lunch? I'm thinking McDonald's - dadadadaaaaa I'm lovin' it."

Sarah: "Are you outta your mind? Do you want to get ripped off and face their horrible customer service? Wouldn't you much rather Have It Your Way and go to BK? Come on dude, BK is better in so many ways."

Adam: "You know, you have a good point. Yeah, you're definitely right. Let's Have It Our Way baby. Besides, I don't want to see that freaky clown at Mickey Ds, he makes me get chills inside."
have it your way by Adel7 September 8, 2007
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If a partner has a bangin body but a ugly face this problem must be fixed. So take them to a cheap lunch at MCcdonalds...put the bag over there head..have at it - get some...."Have it your way"
Person 1: Awe nigga you should see dis hoe but she got a butta face.

Person 2: ahh man thats a problem that can be fixed. Take her to Mcdonalds, put the bag over her head and have it your way.

(Or if ya man gota hott body wit a ugly face)
Have it your way by Jay November 13, 2004

have it your way

aidens a bitch for not answering my stories questions & he’s so fucking moody
“you’re always on my ass & fucking w me”

okay fine, have it your way”

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026