Hauntations 

Pronounciation (plural)
Haunt-tay-shins
or in French, Haun-tat-e-ons

1. A French word meaning, "To haunt poorley." Commonly used in Normandy and orignaly popularized by a resturant named, "Nous Ne Cousions Pas Le Samwhich." It is most commomly used as a plural.

2. A colloquial name for an annoying Italian-American guy with dyed red hair.

1. "Tu es hauntations?" (You are bad/poor at haunting?)

2. "Ew look, it's (a) Hauntations!"

Hauntations by Hauntations January 9, 2024

Hatetationship

The relationship between your wife and the bitch your sleeping with.

Karl: Dude, my wife and my girlfriend started throwing down the other day.
Sam: You let them meet eachother??
Karl: Yeah I love watching their hatetationship. Oil and pillowfights.

Hatetationship by bearpearashen September 30, 2008

Hatetationship

Applies more to women. That one bitch at the office or salon you chat up to pass the time away. When she leave, you talk about how much of a cunt she is.

I always see Amanda and Stephanie talking. Oddly enough Steph wants to jam her size 8 up Amanda's vag. Must be one hell of a hatetationship they have.

Hatetationship by Steffiweffie August 15, 2008

statute of haditations

the length of time something must be left at someone else's house before you hadn't need to take it back. specific to unwanted items.

I found your old new balance sneakers in the back of my closet. Will you please take them with you when you leave?

Those aren't mine.

Yes they are.

No, your statute of haditations expired on those. They're your problem now.

statute of haditations by Colin-LA April 19, 2011