hathcock 

A man who attempts to seed any female he comes into contact with, especially a female employee.

Did you see Mark with the new girl? Man, he is such a hathcock.

hathcock by YoureW3lc0m3 January 11, 2017

Haithcock

The athletic director at your school who is female and straight, yet is very masculine and single. She may also live alone with various animals (mainly cats and dogs).

Dave: Wow. Is it just me, or is Coach Arledge really manly? She almost seems like a lesbian.
Mike: No. She's just a Haithcock.

Haithcock by M.J. Lazzeri December 14, 2008

hatcockly 

The word result of a selection of letters given in an offset team speak.

Also worth 24 points in a game of scrabble.

Chatcock... Chatcockly... Hatcockly!

hatcockly by squishy001 November 22, 2010

hatecock 

A middle aged soccer mom who recently discovered her insatiable love for the female vagina.

“Yeah did you hear about Beckah? She’s totally a hatecock now!”

hatecock by Thomas5211 November 4, 2023